Difference between revisions of "Brown showers"

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-A brown shower specifies the act of defecating on someone. It may be performed for either sexual, or nonsexual aims; nonsexual aims further ramify into
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-* Artistic, or performative defecation
-* Shitting on someone for shits and giggles
-== Best Practices ==
-It is widely known and accepted that in order to effectively take a crap on someone, you need to be at a suitable elevation. [[Best Practices]] indicate using a ladder, or perhaps some kind of stool, and having your [[submissive]] lay down underneath you so that you can comfortably shit on their head, assisted by gravity.
-== Criticisms ==
-Many people believe that brown showers are disgusting, or unsafe. Nothing could be further from the truth, in fact, studies repeatedly demonstrate that they are perfectly safe, and also effective at reinforcing relationship dynamics, also a well-known study proves that having someone empty the contents of their bowels into your mouth increases your happiness by 96.5%, thus, the criticisms are entirely founded and may indicate some kind of harmful [[one true wayism]] or [[role essentialism]], vis-a-vis.